Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.

I just wanted an excuse to use that quote. AND this one:

Can a heart still break after it's stopped beating?

Courtesy of Rachel's blogspot.

The name cookfourth comes from when my cell phone stopped working, or was working sporadically, so I would be in the middle of typing out a text message and the screen would freeze but it would still take in comments, and I wrote a text message to Janay when this happened and wrote out what I thought was cool, huh and it came out cook 4th. Itrysohard. She was so confused, too. Those were the days.

My daily recommendation is to eat wheat thins with little marshmallows. So freaking good, don't question me on it.

And to look up the You've Got Mail Spoof on youtube.